You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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