Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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