Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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