The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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