It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
A+ Viking dick
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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