Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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