Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
someone owes me an orgasm
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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