you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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