Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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