Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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