a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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