I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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