You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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