Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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