Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I just blew my weed a kiss
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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