Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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