his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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