let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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