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(+27): View more from South Africa

I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.

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(858): View more from California

just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.

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(713): View more from Texas

After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.

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(949): View more from California

he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.

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(813): View more from Florida

Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone

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(802): View more from Vermont

just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture

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thank god there was never an after picture.

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