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(608): View more from Wisconsin

the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.

(603): View more from New Hampshire

Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for

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(702): View more from Nevada

It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy

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