garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Dick very happy bro
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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