I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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