there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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