Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I can text with my tongue
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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