does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize