I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
You're like the curious george of whores
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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