Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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