I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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