Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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