i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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