Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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