Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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