you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
He better not be in your backpack
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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