gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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