you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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