I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Enjoy the penises
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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