im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I want her autograph on my taint
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
