So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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