I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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