so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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