at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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