Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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