I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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