i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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