the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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