Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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