um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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