I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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