They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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