Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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