He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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