We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
The power of my boobs compel you
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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