didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
You were trust falling into bushes
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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