no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
