I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Randomize
