It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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